A stuffy old lady is with one of her lunching friends in a ritzy restaurant. Suddenly, as the waiter is serving the main course, the stuffy old lady cuts a roaring, rotten-egg-smelling fart. Trying to shift the blame onto an innocent bystander, the stuffy old lady turns to the waiter and shouts: "Sir! I demand that you stop it, this instant!" "Certainly, madame," replies the waiter as he looks around the room. "Which way did it go?"..